I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
