i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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