susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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