So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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