I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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