you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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