I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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