I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize