so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
