Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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