It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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