I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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