She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I love you.
Bad choice
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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