god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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