forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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