spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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