Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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