none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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