is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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