OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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