I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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