windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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