They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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