D3 body, D1 cock
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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