The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you had me at cake vodka
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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