i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I skipped work to stalk him.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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