did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I pour the whiskey from now on
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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