He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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