Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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