You're a womanizer and a bitch.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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