Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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