Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
