Sry I called you an 8
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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