I wish I only lived at night.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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