Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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