you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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