I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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