it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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