Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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