He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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