rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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