I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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