I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
