Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu