I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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