Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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