kristin has been a bad kristin
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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