White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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