Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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