Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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