Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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