Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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