I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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