Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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